he’s currently trying to chill out on mine, but is soon coming to the realization that his tummy is much much bigger than mine and it’s just not going to work out for him.

I say that to David all the time and it really pisses him off so much. I fucking love it though.

What is a pirate’s favourite social networking website?

TumblARRGH.

I am so fucking funny sometimes.

It won’t start until I need to leave the house to walk all the way across town to get to work because I have no car and nobody to drive me.

No, I didn’t, I was busy having a life.

So there is this “Gay Pride” event happening in Glasgow that a few of my friends are going to and I’ve been invited to go along with them, however, not to offend anybody but I’m really not huge on the whole idea of “Gay Pride”. I just don’t like the idea at all, I would actually go as far as to say I disagree with it. It all just seems a bit ridiculous and tacky, I’m just not a fan. Don’t get me wrong, I am proud of who I am and everything but I just don’t feel the need, the urge, or the want to parade around like an absolute spectacle once a year, it just makes no sense to me. Having said that, the curiosity in me is kind of itching to know what it’s all about and what all the fuss is about and why such a great deal is made of it. I’m still undecided as to what my thoughts are I suppose and I’m still not sure whether I’ll go or not, I am not ruling anything out.

I am feeding myself! Dinosaur shaped chicken dippers and wine. OH MY.

I am such a massive pussy and hate being in the house alone, I need somebody to feed me, I worry that I may die by the end of the week.

When will I ever learn?

I have no idea who or where it came from but thank you!

It has apparently been changed to include 80 Credits of Chemistry which is divided into four different courses, and the remaining 40 credits can be made up of subjects outwith the faculty, so, it is perfectly possible for me to be doing French again next year! I am so exskited.

Fuck.